I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.
People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.
I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.
My wife's married. I'm not.
When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.
I was a Republican until they lost their minds