If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.

He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.

I'm serious. I've got to get people to realize that the government is full of it. Republicans and Democrats want to argue over stuff that's not important, like gay marriage or the war in Iraq or illegal immigration... When I run - if I run - we're going to talk about real issues like improving our schools, cleaning up our neighborhoods of drugs and crime and making Alabama a better place for all people.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.