Everybody in the world has an ego. The only difference between us is we have a reason to have an ego.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

On his homesickness during the Barcelona Olympics -I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I've missed it.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.

Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.