I'm serious. I've got to get people to realize that the government is full of it. Republicans and Democrats want to argue over stuff that's not important, like gay marriage or the war in Iraq or illegal immigration... When I run - if I run - we're going to talk about real issues like improving our schools, cleaning up our neighborhoods of drugs and crime and making Alabama a better place for all people.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

America is divided by economics, and we as Americans, we've got to do a better job of supporting poor people.

Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'