To me, there's only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.

Being black or white isn't an accomplishment. What you do with your life - or what you accomplish with your life - dictates what you should be proud of.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

I think you have an obligation to be honest.