You know what's amazing to me? America. There have been so many people who have stepped up, and I'm just proud to be an American. Yeah, there were some mistakes made, but I don't play the blame game. Let's move forward and rebuild New Orleans.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

I love New York City; I've got a gun.

We're not all supposed to think alike.