I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

I'm not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.

If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.