I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it's about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

I'm never embarassed.