I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.

I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.

Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.

My wife's married. I'm not.