When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

I want her to understand that it's going to be a factor in her life. I just want her to know that (racism) does exist, and I want her to always be diligent, and if she sees it, address it and fight it.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough

Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

I was a Republican until they lost their minds