I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this is like spring break in the ghetto.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.