You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

I'm still going to Disney World.

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the fans know their team stinks.

If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.