They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can't be in for any form of discrimination at all.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

I got pulled over when I was behind the wheel of a Porsche in Philly once for what we call DWB - Driving While Black.

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.

But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.

Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.