They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can't be in for any form of discrimination at all.

I'm still going to Disney World.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.