I love New York City; I've got a gun.

I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room.

As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states' cities.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.