People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

I don't have time to put up with the politics. Who's a Democrat? Who's a Republican? Who's liberal? Who's conservative? Man, can my daughter just go to a school and not get killed? Can these people get a good job? That's what I'm concerned about.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.