People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

To me, there's only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.

I’d rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can’t play.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.