People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for sure.

Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach.

I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.

To me, there's only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.