People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

I'm serious. I've got to get people to realize that the government is full of it. Republicans and Democrats want to argue over stuff that's not important, like gay marriage or the war in Iraq or illegal immigration... When I run - if I run - we're going to talk about real issues like improving our schools, cleaning up our neighborhoods of drugs and crime and making Alabama a better place for all people.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.' And I said, 'Mom, I'm rich.'

I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city you live in, or something like that, determines if you'll be successful, and that's not fair.