I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
Look, I'm in the top 20 of players who ever lived.
I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.
I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'
I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.