Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.

I love New York City; I've got a gun.

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.

I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.