I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.
I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.
I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.
My wife's married. I'm not.
You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach.