All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

On his homesickness during the Barcelona Olympics -I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I've missed it.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?