All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

My wife's married. I'm not.

If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this is like spring break in the ghetto.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.