I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

Everybody in the world has an ego. The only difference between us is we have a reason to have an ego.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the fans know their team stinks.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.