I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'