They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.

My wife's married. I'm not.

America is divided by economics, and we as Americans, we've got to do a better job of supporting poor people.

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.

Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach.

I love New York City; I've got a gun.