I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough

To me, there's only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.

What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.