I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

The word conservative means discriminatory practically. It's a form of political discrimination. What do the Republicans run on? Against gay marriage and for a war that makes no sense. A war that was based on faulty intelligence. That's all they ever talk about. That and immigration. Another discriminatory argument for political gain.

I'm not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.