Maybe when I get in the grave, things will be beautiful.

What? You’d dare drink right after getting out of jail for intoxication?” That’s when you need a drink the most.

If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.

A woman is a full time job. You have to choose your profession.

Of course, there would always be arguments. That is the nature of Woman. They like the mutual exchange of dirty laundry, a bit of screaming, a bit of dramatics. Then an exchange of vows.

It was like a church in there as only the truly lost sit in bars on Tuesday mornings at 8:00 a.m.

Knowledge without follow-through is worse than no knowledge.