Each man's hell is in a different place: mine is just up and behind my ruined face.

I remember awakening one morning and finding everything smeared with the color of forgotten love.

Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn't become so obvious yourself.

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.

I had decided against religion a couple of years back. If it were true, it made fools out of people, or it drew fools. And if it weren't true, the fools were all the more foolish. What I need is a good doctor, I thought. You either lived or died.

I was an Agnostic. Agnostics didn't have much to argue about.