We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Never give your heart to a blockhead.

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.