Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.

I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.