Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't understand that. Gosh.

Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.