Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.