Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable! I have standards that I have set up for liking people, and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!" "I hate myself for being so unreasonable!

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.

If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I think this is irresponsible preaching and very dangerous, and especially when it is slanted toward children, I think it's totally irresponsible, because I see nothing biblical that points up to our being in the last days, and I just think it's an outrageous thing to do, and a lot of people are making a living—they've been making a living for 2,000 years—preaching that we're in the last days.

A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.