The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
Love makes you do strange things.
The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.
I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.