One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

All is well... That's my new philosophy.