Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!
Love is not knowing what you're talking about.
There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.
The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office." "Or a sailor without an ocean..." "Or a boy without a girl.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.