Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!