Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Happiness is loving your enemies.