Little brothers are the buck privates of life!

Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month..." "That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

Happiness is loving your enemies.

One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?

I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.