Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?

If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.

I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.