I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!

What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!

Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?