A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?

Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded.

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

Cartooning really is just designing.