A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.

A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.

Sometimes, when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window... She waves at you, and you wave back... But it's her grandmother.

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.

To dance is to live!

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.