I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
A watched supper dish never fills!
A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.
I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.