I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy. How can I ever forget them.

LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.

I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!