Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Snowflakes fascinate me... Millions of them falling gently to the ground... And they say that no two of them are alike! Each one completely different from all the others... The last of the rugged individualists!

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.