Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.