Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!

LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!