Happiness is a warm puppy.

All is well... That's my new philosophy.

I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..." "Nice try... Five cents, please!

I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new?

Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration.