Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.