I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon.

Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the "Fast Forward" button.

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.