You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.

How can we lose when we're so sincere?

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.