On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy. How can I ever forget them.

I think this is irresponsible preaching and very dangerous, and especially when it is slanted toward children, I think it's totally irresponsible, because I see nothing biblical that points up to our being in the last days, and I just think it's an outrageous thing to do, and a lot of people are making a living—they've been making a living for 2,000 years—preaching that we're in the last days.