On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!