Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar." "There must not have been a very strict building code.

Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks... Weeks feel like months... Months like years... Years like centuries... Centuries like... You get the idea.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.

I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.