Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?" "Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horizon over there? See how big this world is? See how much room there is for everybody? Have you ever seen any other worlds?" "No." "As far as you know, this is the only world there is, right?" "Right." "There are no other worlds for you to live in, right?" "Right." "You were born to live in this world, right?" "Right." "WELL LIVE IN IT THEN! Five cents please.

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!