Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

Do you have your own room, Charlie Brown?" "Oh, yes... I have a very nice room." "I hope you realize that you won't always have your own room... Someday you'll get drafted or something, and you'll have to leave your room forever!" "Why do you tell me things like that?" "It's on a list I've made up for you... I call it, Things You Might As Well Know!

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!

A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.