It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office." "Or a sailor without an ocean..." "Or a boy without a girl.

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

My anxieties have anxieties.