Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.

This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.