Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.

Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?