Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

Do you ever feel like running away?" "Of course... Sometimes I feel like I want to run away from everything." "I remember having that feeling once when I was at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm... I climbed over the fence, but I was still in the world!

Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.