You can't eat compliments.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy. How can I ever forget them.

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!