What's this? That little red-haired girl dropped her pencil... Gee... It's got teeth marks all over it... She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks... Weeks feel like months... Months like years... Years like centuries... Centuries like... You get the idea.

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't understand that. Gosh.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.