What's this? That little red-haired girl dropped her pencil... Gee... It's got teeth marks all over it... She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

Do you have your own room, Charlie Brown?" "Oh, yes... I have a very nice room." "I hope you realize that you won't always have your own room... Someday you'll get drafted or something, and you'll have to leave your room forever!" "Why do you tell me things like that?" "It's on a list I've made up for you... I call it, Things You Might As Well Know!

The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.