The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by.

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.