I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.
Love is not knowing what you're talking about.
You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!