The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!