The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!

Happiness is loving your enemies.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

I think anybody who is writing finds he puts a little bit of himself in all of the characters, at least in this kind of a strip. It's the only way that you can survive when you have to do something every day. You have to put yourself, all of your thoughts, all of your observations and everything you know into the strip.

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.